Rules:
I stole it from XseriphiaXx:

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Chris
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
`Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

2.) Your age?
17
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
...so I was too early? Damn.-_-; lol

3.) One of your friends?
Amanda
A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.
1. Damnnn, Amanda's lookin' fine today, as usual.
2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice!
Lawl.
4.) What should you be doing?
I should be doing things outside.
It's uncomfortable and there's this big hot thing in the sky and there are other people that you sometimes have to talk to.


5.) Favorite color?
green
buy a green mug A word used to discribe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to "green" to pick.
Guy 1:"God damn!!! if that bitch wasn't so green i would break my fucking dick off in her ass!"
Guy 2:"Bro, I don't give a fuck, i'll still hit that shit
....
6.) Birthplace?
Ragnarok
The attack Isaac learns at level 13 in Golden Sun 1.

Isaac casts Ragnarok!!!
Manardi takes 241 damage!!!
Manardi goes down!!!

7.) Month of birth?
March

The month where the smartest, hottest girls are born in. If your not born in there, or your girlfriend isn't, your shit out of luck.
"That girl is born in march"

8.) Last person you talked to?
Aristotle/ Charlotte.
A Greek philosopher.
Aristotle was a jackass. I'm going to invent a time-machine and spank him.
super cool, nice, awsome, sexy, hot... i want to fuck her now!
i want to fuck charlotte right now...
Urban dictionary has no idea what she looks like apparently...DX
9.) One of your nicknames?
Columbine.
1. A revolution that ended school bullying once and for all.
2. A weak defense for gun control advocates (lets have car control cuz they kill more people)
3. A reference that nerds make to threaten the jocks at school who used to tease them.
Jock: uh, uh, I am gonna kick your ass nerd
Me: I'll freakin' Columbine your ass. Your the first on my hit list so you best ditch and get baked on four twenty
Jock: I'm sorry, I was just teasing
Me: You are still number 2 next to the slutty cheerleader who called me a fag.
Jock: No please, I'm begging you.
Me: oh, you're so dead